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| Welcome to chelseaforever The barn is now in session We are a community that is centered around the story of the mythical demi-goddess of Chelsea Parthenos and her band of equal opportunity rebel followers. Our story is one of irreverence, absurdity and about finding common ground for people of all political, ideological and social backgrounds to share and enjoy. To inform you in on how this place came to be, read about us in the Welcome Forum. By joining our free community, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple, and absolutely free, so please, join our community today! |
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Offog spray | Attractant ( Spray with caution ) | 20.00 | 96 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Refreshing beverage | Canned angel's tears | 20.00 | 95 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Jail house Barbie | Sexy Jail break Barbie | 30.00 | 95 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Bong water | Uhhhhhh | 15.00 | 42 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Dead horse | To beat the dead Palomino | 20.00 | 45 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Shovel | When the chit here gets too deep, dig your way out. | 30.00 | 43 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Useless, shiny object | Shiny, happy people and things | 20.00 | 12 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Shiny object | Another useless, shiny object | 20.00 | 9 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Offog dung | Big pile of poo | 20.00 | 16 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Militant squirrel | Armed, dangerous, ready for action | 20.00 | 22 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Nobel peace prize | Keep potential detractors at bay with one of these! | 1.00 | 81 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Cat duck | Latest secret weapon of the Al Kitteh Militia | 30.00 | 22 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Parthenon | The Chelsea holy of holies | 100.00 | 20 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Paladin sword | Flaming sword of the Chelsean paladin | 80.00 | 13 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Baby Offog | Preferred pet of the pasture | 50.00 | 23 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Shiny trois | Me so shiny | 25.00 | 20 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Mr_Freedom | They call me....Mr_Free | 50.00 | 17 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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Sans panties | Its no panties Thrusday! | 50.00 | 16 | Must Be Logged in to Buy |
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